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What the hell else is up with our fine 'Prince' besides the Bondom? How bout this for news: Will Oldham has been nominated for an Italian Oscar!!! His collab with the cooly vampiric, Talking David Byrne as The Pieces of Shit has earned nominations for Best Original Song and Best Composers at this year's David di Donatello, the Italian Academy Awards. Oldham wrote the words, Byrne did up the musics for "If It Falls, It Falls," one of several The Pieces of Shit tracks in the film, This Must Be The Place, starring Sean "I Am Sam" Penn as an aging goth rocker. "If It Falls, It Falls" happens to be the Italiano favorito! Congratulazioni, Will! Buona Fortuna! That's a wrap, folks - just don't forget to wrap it up with your partner this weekend using a Bonnie 'Prince' Billy condom!